Introduction of my gang+profiles :
Lim Joe Ee (910/091)
Normally being call by Joey, 祖儿 or 祖儿 in cantonese
Leader/President, a.k.a 主谋 of the gang.
the eldest in the group (B.O.D ----> 13/3/1992)
Ratio of maturity & childishness ---> 1:1
Position : Banker (has the thickest wallet)
Addiction : SuperJunior's SungMinnie!!! & internet
Hobbies : collect pictures+watch videos+read fanfics of Minnie!!! XD
Play guitar&basketball, photographing(not myself but scenery -__-|| )
Status : available (who want me??? T___T)
Noel Ng Jing Jing (577)
Normally call her Jing...
Sub Leader/Vice President, a.k.a 帮凶 of the gang.
the second eldest in the group (B.O.D ----> 17/5/1992)
Ratio of maturity&childishness ---> 4:1
Position : The driver (Own her own Perodua Myvi SE)
Hobby : cam-whoring!!!! (she is a narcissist, you can see her taking photo of her own everywhere)
Addiction : Phone calls, internet, 雄性动物(MALE) and Jay Chou
Status : Available
The two leader always make decisions for the gang...
went to chinese class more often than the other 2 friends do...
knew each other and being best buddy since Primary 6 (5 years)
both of us have "number name", which is 910 and 577
(translated using our chinese name with chinese numbers)
Jing photographing skills = poor,
Reason : her face or our face always gone half
910 always got hit or smack by 577 because 910 always telling nonsense,
where 577 hate it very much > <
although she is having fun listening to my nonsense but she still smack me...
without a good reason -__-||
Conclusion : 577 = unreasonable+violent
910 = pitiful+废
910 will turned to be childish whenever she is stick with 577...
and then will be scolded by 577 or got hit by her...
can only be childish when im with her because she is super mature...
but being super "manly/boyish", reliable and brave when being with the other 2 friends,
which is the magnaes
(注解 : magnae(韩文) = 用来称呼在团体里最小的那位...)
Name : Wong Siew Fun
Nickname : Raiy
Mostly when we are talking about her in the internet,
we will call her as SF / Raiy...
the second magnae of the gang,
a.k.a the second youngest of the gang (D.O.B ---> 2/10/1992)
Ratio of maturity&childishness ----> 0:5
(and now you know how kid-liked and childish she is XD)
Position : ermmm for us, she is 多余, no position LOL!!!
SF = very rude but feminine, super ridiculous, unreasonable and VIOLENT!!!! > <
Hobbies : love to hit people hardly (we are always the victim), bite people (im always the victim), scold people without any good reason, like to use rude/vulgar words, and the most important is, she likes to SMS!!!
also, SF very manja because like to "teh" people > <
Addiction : her lover > <
910 ---> SF's ex-hubby ....
because couldnt endure her personality and thats why...
we divorced...
moreover she has too many lovers outside... ><>
SF's besty----> our magnae, Choi....
they were friend since primary 1 (10 years friend)
Choi take care of her very well as always...
SF always made Choi pissed ....
they often stick together and sometimes wear the same thing...
teachers always mistaken them to each other...
both of them are small in size XD
SF gave herself a nick, which is 披着兔子皮的狼...
which means a wolf that disguise as rabbit...
she often said that she is a wolf...
thats why she owns this hoodie and love it so much ><
although she is super childish and cant be count on,
but she is mature when it comes to lovessssss...
she knows how to love and what does it mean...
i think this is the only good thing that we found on her LOL!!!
but she is super irritating when she has a lover...
because she will kept mentioning about her lover NON-STOP!!!
really non-stop and also everywhere...
Choi Yoke Keen
Normally being call as 阿菜(vege) or Choi
(she has too much nicknames to tell ) > <
and here comes our magnae!!
the youngest in the gang (D.O.B ----> 4/12/1992)
Choi = hate medicine a lot especially a little bitter one or tablet...
only like the sweet one, haizzz > <
became kid-liked/childish, disobedient, naughty when she fall sick...
Position : Bear? because she always accompany any of us to go here and there...
Hobbies : cam-whoring as well!! same as Jing XD another narcissist... > <
Ratio of maturity&childishness ----> 1 : 1
Addiction : her lover, 张芸京 & 方大同
actually she is not that cool in reality...
but she is cute and pretty XD
not so boyish の tomboy...
our not so magnae の magnae...
Choi's current job is to accompany our Jing to drive here and there...
because Jing dont like to drive alone as she likes being paranoid when she is alone...
and this may lead to an accident!!! > <
910's health consultant = Choi
always control the food i consume > <
magnae cares about my health the most...
once i eat something which im disallow to eat,
i will got scold horribly and terribly by magnae > <
you cant win her when she is scolding you about your health...
among the magnaes,
she is the most reliable one that we can count on her...
compare to SF... LOL > <
she is the person i always take pic with...
because she always want to take pics with me compare to the others...
(dont misunderstand that im a narcissist too, IM NOT XD but a inferior person XD)
whenever she has problem...
the first person she would fine is SF (formerly),
but right now it would be me or Jing..
perhaps, we are more reliable right now compare to SF LOL!!!
and today's story starts :
Jing fetch us to Taipan because our Choi said that her ear is pain and for quite some days already...
to where?
to clinic of course...
before seeing the doctor,
i guess i knew the reason why her ear is pain..
after seeing the doctor and listen to what the doctor said...
aishhhh really wanted to slap the girl...
-___-||
have you see people clean their ear hole everyday???
=.=
overly clean...
wondering if she is a neat freak... > <
people just do it once a week ok?
haizzz... **shaking head**
and i think she hurt her eardrum ...
doctor said that the wax of the cotton bud left inside the ear and got stuck there which cause pain....
this is the result for not reading newspaper...
because i ever read newspaper telling that do not clean your ear hole too often...
is not good for health -___-|||
i think she is the most disobedient teenage -___-|||
she always scold me and i have to listen to her whenever i have a problem(mostly health)...
(or else she will be angry at me and dont want to talk to me =.= )
but she just never listen to any of us when we scolded her about her health...
even how fierce you are or what she still insist to stay the same,
never want to change...
**vomit blood**
ask her to bite when she eat,
what she tell me?
she is lazy to bite...
i've scolded her for tons of times but she just never want to listen to me...
not biting the foods especially bread = gastric...
ask her to eat, dont want to eat -__-|||
one word, stubborn...
never have a proper breakfast but tell me that she isn't hungry...
aishhhhhhhh....
and then...
cannot eat tablet, ok fine, ask her to drink panadol soluble...
and then she complain about the taste...
aishhhh is better than bitter what...
kept complaining non stop...
really...
worse than kids -____-|||
you know what, for so long time that im living,
i never complain about the medicine even it is bitter...
Chinese medicine you know?
the one that you need to cook for hours and super bitter...
i always drink that when i was in primary school...
never wriggle and say that i dont want to drink...
injection?acupuncture? i never cry and say that i dont want that...
what to say?
the way she acts is just like a little kid -___-|||
luckily she isn't my sis,
or else i will really vomit blood having such disobedient and hardly convince sis...
and then time to pay and get the medicines from counter...
LMAO at the nurse's expression...
because Choi broke, got no money to pay, so im the one who pay for her...
when i open my wallet and take out the money notes,
the nurse is like O___O
and kept staring at us with a "curiosity" looks on her face...
ohh please, dont misunderstand...
because im the one who accompany go into the consultation room and im the one who paid...
i guess she must misunderstood that i am her lover or something LOL!!!
and Choi said that "cant you be my sis?"
and i said "look at us, we are about the same age and with a super different look, how can be your sis?"
moreover her hair is so boyish > <
sure the nurse misunderstood me as her lover LOL!!!
somemore if she think me as Choi's sis then she wont need to look at me with such expression...
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