My cute&funny de papa mama -___-|| [ Sunday, 12nd July 2009 ]

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话说。。。
on last nite...
their 老人痴呆 cum again liao -__-|||

papa : “老婆，你做么又开房间的冷气咧？ 还很早吗。。。客厅又开了。。。”
(start to gaduh liao -___-|| )
mama : “我哪里有开冷气？你发傻啊？ 我刚刚关了就没有开过！ 是你开的！”
papa : “我哪里有？？？！！ 你开了又忘记了啦你！”
mama : “我都没有进房间，怎样开你真的是越老越死，自己开了又忘记。？？？ ”
papa : “是我开的咩？？ ” (go bak into da room)
me : sei lor.... 阿爸几时又有老人痴呆了？惨咯。。。两个都sot 了。。。

and i reli hav no idea dat who is da one dat switched on d air-cond...
but i wan cry liao -___-||
juz mama 老人痴呆 already very horrible (always go out and forget to off da fire...)

前科　: ever tried to burn our house by leaving da fire there boiling da soup until da soup ..nono until no more water left and da fire starts burning da pot and finally my whole house full wit smokes and im sleeping ...luckily my neighbour cum and knock da window at da bak of house and i woke up... XD safe~~ )

now add mai papa...
cham lor -___-|||
i will leave tis world very soon... XD


today afternoon...
bcoz my mama wan go to her shop...
and she lazy to drive,
so she asked papa to fetch her...
but papa dun wan bcoz he juz got bak from buying roti,
den mama said "女儿，载我去店"
den i look at her and said " 骑脚车载你啊？"
(bcoz i only know how to fetch ppl wit my bike -___-||| )
den mama said "驾车啦，什么骑脚车"
papa "他啊？撞车就有啦．．．驾车．．．．"
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den evening,
bout nite...
their cantonese+mandarin cum again liao...
mama was talking wit me about the cosway thing...
ask me to ask my fren "bong chan" her when she joined...
den she said "你要帮我给你的朋友　card pian..."
(dat pian u read it as 便宜　de 便 ... gabung wit dat card... card 便... -___-|| i tink she wan to say it in cantonese "card pin" -___-|| but she "gao luan" liao...)
den i kept laughing there...
den my dad was on phone...
talking bout da meeting...
den he said " 我约了他明天"
(-___-|| u know how he read?? 约 = yolk -____-||| it sounds super ok if is in canotese but super funny if is in mandarin -___-|| )

anyway,
for daddy is reli common lar..
he always read mandarin words into cantonese -___-||
and i tink my mama kena influenced liao~
her 护士　in cantonese bcome "hu xi" -___-||| (by right is "wu xi" )
and her 白手起家　ever split into 2...
"bai shou" "heng ga"
den i was like??????
den i said "is bak sao heng ga -___-|||"
den she again dun wan admit (she always dun wan admit when she is wrong )
and she said "aiyooo i scare u dun uds mar...dat chinese part is for u de and cantonese part is for koko de"
-____-||| walau like dat oso can...
beh tahan...